hen Piracy was outlawed across the oceans of the world, we were left with no alternative but restrict our activities to SEVEN OCEANS in the hope of avoiding the consequences of our misspent youth. We added two more oceans in the hope of avoiding detection. The new company began operations in 1993 since when it has rapidly expanded. We are now a dynamic firm of brokers, probably the best bullshitters in the world. Our talents for drinking, golfing and other worthwhile pursuits are legendry. We operate across the entire maritime field stopping only occasionally to “fix” the odd deal or two. When we say “fix” we mean just that. Many a client has been well and truly “fixed” up by us but, such is our skill and mastery in the use of words, that we are yet to be found out. Meantime, we continue to collect our ransom demands, also known as commissions, on a regular basis. We look forward to our having a long and continued relationship with you, to our exclusive benefit and trust that you will your entire future wealth into our very safe and capable hands.